January 2011
Ignorant Bastards
Everytime I’m driving around the Rutgers campuses, my road rage increases exponentially. Everytime I’m driving, there is always somebody walking in the middle of the fucking road. I don’t know why, but there is. And each time there is a legion of people walking across the street when it’s my green light and their “don’t walk” I feel like flooring the car....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to kiss my ass.
tomorrow's going to be a real bastard
This day was pretty freaking long. It began 8:10 in calc 2 and ended 40 minutes ago. I still have to stare at Calc 2 for a bit because I might have a quiz tomorrow, but do I really want to stare at that shit? I mean, I just came back from staring at fucking sponges and colorizing life cycles in bio lab, does it even sound like I’m even in the mode to find areas between curves at this time of...
first week of school.... and a skirt shorter than...
Well it came and went I suppose. It wasn’t particularly exciting because I haven’t met a lot of people I know yet, but I know it’ll be rip-roaringly hilarious. And now i have a purpose I guess. Calc II is going to be a breeze (I think) and those sciences classes are going to be a pain in the ass. It’ll be everything I’ll expect it to be. Another semester of bloodshot...
I'm in the Oscar Wilde mood lol it's almost...
“The only sin is stupidity.”
I feel like letting this one out.
Frida Kahlo was known for having an intensely chaotic life, mainly because of her unfaithful husband Diego Rivera, portrayed as the killer in this painting (at least to me) called “A Few Small Nips” or in spanish “unos cuantos piquetitos.” Why did I scar you with this graphically bloody painting you may ask? Well, it’s actually my response to a whatever causes...
“I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
– Oscar Wilde
JFK.....
What’s the big deal about this guy anyways? According to my high school education (I’m laughing here too) the man was a useless putz who wasted everybody’s time, destroyed our diplomacy with cuba, and was kind of a womanizing jack-ass….. He had a nice haircut, I’ll give him that.
I really like this quote. Must post it again......
“AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION OF MANKIND, IT’S A PIECE OF MUCUS STAINED FECES, IT’S A WHEELBARREL OF DECOMPOSED ASS, IT’S A STINKING, PUTRID, BADLY WRITTEN, CUMBERSOME FUSING INCOHERENT DIAHRRHEA EXPLOSION, AND I, I just don’t like it.”
Dear Cretin,
To the truck driver who backed up in the middle of the streets of New Brunswick today, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? Your mental facilities must be really low today. I don’t know whether you noticed this or not, but there’s ice on the road and stuff and the chances of you making a U-turn commencing on an inclined plane in the very narrow streets of New Brunswick are very low. The...
it's fucking crazy out there...
True Grit
That film was amazing goddammit!
Though the film is a pseudoremake of that John Wayne masterpiece (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKThgLq21Rc HE KICKS ASS!!!), I was really amazed by how good the film was. I mean usually once films are remade or updated, you get films like the “House of Wax” remake, or Dario Argento’s AWFUL rendition of “The Phantom of the...
I'm just in that state of mind again.
I luv this blog →
in volupate mors
I just made the most fascinating discovery…
where do you think this butterfly came from?
take a closer look at the skull of that butterfly…. yeah
Isn’t this a form of plagiarism? Subliminal sexual messages? You decide.
school??
Damn those bastards! I’m going back next Tuesday. Does that mean that I hate the place? No, I’m freaking in love with it lol but all in all it is still very disheartening. For the past four weeks I spent a majority of my time sleeping, reading, CNN, movies, social networks, and just chilling. I finally got used to it! This is the only time of my life I’ve been able to establish a...
